Mains

Currently

Offline;
Semi-hiatus; muse has run off.
So many drafts
Much asks
Wow starter
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unicornempire:

"Hey Sammy- Guess you could say I’m… Carrying a torch for you-!”

(via absentisxanima)

some-sort-of-rising-angel:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

now my blog is signed by team free will

Jared tho

some-sort-of-rising-angel:

highfunctioningmetacrisis:

now my blog is signed by team free will

Jared tho

(via bibliophileangel)

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Official semi-hiatus notice/thing

So I haven’t exactly had the muse to do much lately, and that’s pretty much my own fault I think. I’ve been stressing about Saturday since June, and trying to figure out something to do and how to get people to come hang out for a while.

However, my efforts have been wasted and now my muse has fled and I don’t know when he’ll come back. Of course, it being garden and canning season hasn’t really helped matters, but it’s still pretty much my own fault my muse disappeared.

Hopefully he’ll come back soon and I’ll be able to crank out way overdue drafts and answer memes. For now though, yes I would like to plot with people, but plotting is going to be put on hold until my muse reappears.

I’m sorry.

In The Summertime Mungo Jerry

orangewave:

i forgot to post this one because i did it like the night before the con but i sold out of it so it was pretty popular so im POSTIN IT NOW

orangewave:

i forgot to post this one because i did it like the night before the con but i sold out of it so it was pretty popular so im POSTIN IT NOW

(via smightymcsmighterton)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Starter Sentences

"Sanctuary! Please give us sanctuary!"

"Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now."

"Well that’s what you get for sleeping with your mouth open."

"There’s no way out. There’s soldiers at every door."

"Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?"

"You’re not hurt are you?"

"Quick! We gotta stash the stiff!"

"I had a little trouble with the fireplace."

"Huh. You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything…"

"You’re a liar!"

"You there! What are you hiding!?"

"Easy, easy—I just shaved this morning!"

"Witchcraft!"

"Did you make all these things yourself?"

"Great. I could use a drink."

"Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission."

"Ahhh, great! What is it?"

"Is this an interrogation?"

"The trick is to not look down."

"You’re lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart."

"I think you’re hiding something."

"I don’t know if you can hear me, or if you’re even there…"

(via lydialowen)

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#the thing
ʜᴏᴛ ᴛᴜʙ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ → sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇs

maryysuepoots:

'you own a bmw?'
'let's knock these reps out'
'i don't know that all sounds kind of over rated'
'yeah the taxidermist. the taxidermist is stuffing my mother.'
'yeah i'm a prisoner. it's called doing hard time.'
'is that what all the shuffling was?'
'oh shit did i get that on you?'
'it's only pee. relax, it's only pee.'
'remember when i was four and he tried to bite me?'
'you just ruined my whole fucking weekend.'
'she basically thinks i'm an asshole.'
'you have had lots of boyfriends. gay ones.'
'the great white buffalo'
'what's that smell?'
'this sucks.'
'this guy's a fucking dick.'
'is anybody else hungry?'
'let's create a memory!'
'don't lie to me. every single one of you people have ritalin' 
'if he kills himself, can we go home?'
'you gotta get in here, it's gonna fucking change you.'
'i'm not completely comfortable being around a bunch of other naked dudes.'
'where'd the squirrel go?'
'i feel fantastic! i wanna fuck something!'
'i don't care it's going up his ass.'
'those are the kind of ski shenanigans i don't allow on my mountain.'
'hey it's the douchebag from karate kid three.'
'do i really gotta be the asshole and say we got in this thing and went back in time?'
'is that coke?'
'that's my fucking drink'
'i could be off but i think it's a reference to blowing a dude.'
'she seems kinda slutty.'
'your fucking bag is mine now.'
'but i'm awesome. i can guarantee you that.'
'yeah just like cincinnati.'
'it's like a slow motion guillotine.'
'these are their secret commie weapons.'
'we can combine twitter with fucking viagra. twitagra.'
'that just sounds exhausting.'
'you're the patron saint of the totally fucked!'
'none of this is helping me at all.'
'america!'

(via croodzi)

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#the thing

witchdean:

Dean and Cas have just moved into town and Benny wants both of them.

It’s wrong, they’re already in a relationship, and so much /younger/ than him. There’s no way that they’d want him, old and attached to a bakery. They’re so vibrant and full of life and they’re the forbidden fruit that Benny wants to desperately sink his teeth into.

He files it away as a fantasy, however. Something to only to be visited in the middle of the night when no one will know. 

So the last thing he expects is the knock on his door followed by Cas coyly blinking up at him from beneath his long lashes. Not far behind him stands Dean, who doesn’t look uncomfortable exactly, but perhaps a little embarrassed (and hopeful?).

"Can I help you two?" he asks, trying to not let any sort of blush show. Or something even more embarrassing.

 ”We wanted to know if we could stop in, ask you a few things,” Cas says, looking up and dragging his eyes purposefully down Benny’s powerful frame. Funny thing is that he doesn’t feel powerful right now-he’s utterly weak in the knees. 

Benny nods dumbly and ushers them inside, hoping against all the rational thoughts in his head that this is what he thinks it is. 

It turns out to be exactly what he hoped it was. 

(via smightymcsmighterton)